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Sharon is all things to all things and nothing if she is anything.
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©SharonSpotbottom 2004-2008
Sharon is all things to all things and nothing if she is anything.
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SHARON'S AN OLD COWHAND
Sharon's an old cowhand from the Shire land
But her legs ain't bowed
And her cheeks ain't tanned
Sharon's a cowgirl who never ate a cow
Never BBQed a steer 'cuz she don't know how
And Sharon sure ain't fixin' to start in now
Yippie-yi-yo-ki-yay
Yippie-yi-yo-ki-yay
Sharon's an old cowhand from the Shire Grande
And she learned to ride
'fore she learned to stand
Sharon's a ridin' fool who is up for hire
She knows every trail in the big ol' Shire
Yippie-yi-yo-ki-yay
Yippie-yi-yo-ki-yay
Sharon knows all the songs that the cowboys know
'bout the big corral where the dogies go
'cause Sharon learned them all on the rad-ee-o
Hey, yippie-yi-yo-ki-yay
Yippie-yi-yo-ki-yay
Ole, Sharon! When I visited East Texas with my then-hubby, I saw you selling popcorn at the Rodeo, getting up your nerve to r-i-d-e!!!
Sharon soon realized that a mad bull was far more frisky than a mad cow....
Now that's what I call a fillybuster!
... it appears that Sharon has already won the purse!
Few people know that Sharon was champion of spotbottoms shire
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