Sunday, December 25, 2005

Sharon Tree

Oh Sharon tree
Oh Sharon tree...


Friday, December 23, 2005

Sharon's mistletoe...

Is Holly, and not the expected leathery-leaved, parastic plant that grows upon the great oaks of Spotbottom Valley.


Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Sharon 's Xmas disguise

Sharon practiced all year to be this good as a tree.


Monday, December 19, 2005

Sharon spherical

Pretty and shiny is she
Who hangs on a tree and shimmers with glee.


Saturday, December 17, 2005

A very Sharon Xmas

On a dare from Grindle Sharon ran off with the poor blind childs gift.


Thursday, December 15, 2005

Sharon's super supper

At this point Super Sharon still thinks
she'll be making bird pie for supper.

Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Sharon O'clock

Tick tock, it's Sharon O'clock.
No relation to Sharon O'Brien, Sharon O'Hurley,
or that tart, Sharon O'My.


Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Monday, December 12, 2005

Sharon's sweeping lines

Her breathtaking strokes reveal a master at work.
Such is the art and quark of the sweep.


Saturday, December 10, 2005

Sharon's protege

Ivy league art school is for pansies and Ding Dongs.


Friday, December 09, 2005

Sharon glazed

Brought to you by the Tile Association of Spotbottom Shire.


Thursday, December 08, 2005

Sharon refracted

...and dispersed with sunshine and raindrops and whiskers on kittens.


Wednesday, December 07, 2005

Tuesday, December 06, 2005

Sharon's grace

As in, Sharon graced the staircase with a nimble face plant
caught on film.


Monday, December 05, 2005

Thursday, December 01, 2005

Sharon's advent

Xmas season begins with a ho down in the manger.
Follow the star. Gifts optional.


Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Sharon's beat

Stiffly gesticulating with a rhythmic flounce.


Monday, November 28, 2005

Spotbottom Carnival Cup

Nagged by handicaps.
Handicapped by nags.


Friday, November 25, 2005

Big Sharon

Looking into the mirror after the big bird feast Sharon began blinking
and blinking. Faster, faster...


Thursday, November 24, 2005

Spotbottom Thanksgiving

Bird feasting is a hog-wild Spotbottom family tradition.


Tuesday, November 22, 2005

Sharon is Spotty

Grand dame of da dominoes.


Monday, November 21, 2005

Spotbottom Pop

To Sharon - Gimme Gimme Gimme - From Grindle

Friday, November 18, 2005

Thursday, November 17, 2005

Sharon in a bottle

Sharon is pickling for a finer complexion.


Wednesday, November 16, 2005

Sharon's smoke signal

Sharon and Grindle making lunch plans on the plain.


Tuesday, November 15, 2005

Sharon's worries

Sharon woke up one morning.
Her "worry dolls' had committed suicide. She moved on to beads.


Monday, November 14, 2005

Friday, November 11, 2005

Sharon's slippies

A favored comfortable indoor slip-on.


Thursday, November 10, 2005

Sharon's Cheryl

Was a frothing, seething, parasitic head bawble.
Gone but not forgotten.


Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Sharon immaterial

Message from the ghost in the machine.


Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Sharon's scepter

Works like a Magic 8-Ball. You can ask it anything.
It's spot on Spotbottom spooky.


Monday, November 07, 2005

Pirate Sharon

Searching the nether of the ether to pillage and plunder.


Friday, November 04, 2005

Sharon's sky spew

It wasn't that sharon had an unusually large breakfast...
it was the awful taste of nimbus clouds at high speed taking its toll.


Wednesday, November 02, 2005

Sharon's woe

Sharon thought she was ok about spilling the milk.
She just hadn't told that to her face yet.


Tuesday, November 01, 2005

Monday, October 31, 2005

Friday, October 28, 2005

Wednesday, October 26, 2005

Tuesday, October 25, 2005

Monday, October 24, 2005

Sharon's walk

After a high priced, high velocity wax and shine, Sharon couldn't bear to soil her fresh waffle trainers upon the shire.


Friday, October 21, 2005

Sharon presto

The bunny kept saying, "There's nothing up my sleeve".


Thursday, October 20, 2005

Sharon signalling

Taking her Semaphore training to an unnecessary extreme.


Wednesday, October 19, 2005

Sharon's meeces

Like moths to a flame, meeces flambe.


Tuesday, October 18, 2005

Monday, October 17, 2005

Sharon babysitting

Gindle always says there's more than one way to skin a cat and to take cookies from babies.


Friday, October 14, 2005

Sharon's odor

Ding Dong makes his claim for capturing the alluring Oh d'Sharon.