Friday, December 28, 2007

Sharon's reprise

The Twelve days of Sharon. On the first day of Xmas my true Sharon gave to me...


Thursday, December 27, 2007

Sharon collage

Xmas past and ghosts.

sharon xmas-past and present

Tuesday, December 25, 2007

Sharon's Santa pressie

This Christmas Sharon left Santa a special bitter Ale made from a rogue crop of tuft plants found blooming on the Shire...under a full moon, the first day of Winter. Tufts squeal when milked of their Ale. Santa chortles when he drinks it. Sharon jingles bells. In all it's the chorus of Christmas.


Monday, December 24, 2007

Snow Sharon

Snowman standing in the night
Snowball fight
Seasonal delight


Thursday, December 20, 2007

Sharon dazzle

The spreading of seasonal flair has begun in the Shire. This year Sharon is decorating to attract attention from satellites.


Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Sea Sharon

On the outside looking in.


Monday, December 17, 2007

Super Pooch IV

Super Pooch, ready for take-off. Just waiting on the aok from Santa.


Friday, December 14, 2007

Casual Sharon

No wonder Sharon is a Stick Figure.


Thursday, December 13, 2007

The Great Shartan

The Great Shartan floats her purse with her mind. A mind which can defy gravity and yet gravely embrace it. 


Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Sharon's Tender Morsels

Spotbottom Shire's signature band, The Tender Morsels performing their original Christmas song, The Season I Adore. Sharon thinks it's about her, but it's not. It's obviously about Santa.

Sharon's Morsels
It's also part of a very cool Xmas light display.
And get yer T-Shirts here.

Monday, December 10, 2007

Sharon's cookie party

Sharon is under there somewhere.


Friday, December 07, 2007

Thursday, December 06, 2007

Sharon Static

Hold it Sharon, hold it...don't move.
Now what?


Wednesday, December 05, 2007

Sharon Bo peep

Sharon Bo Peep has lost her sheep
And doesn't know where to find them.
She's looked up in trees
and upon the high seas
But still they seem to be hiding.
So she'll leave them alone and hope they come home
for the cook is ready to brine them.


Tuesday, December 04, 2007

Ding Dong's win

Sharon's favorite dirty stalker wins a spot at the prestigious Spotbottom Hall. Sharon will send him cookies in the mail and post warnings around campus that he's there.


Monday, December 03, 2007

Sharon's vain

Sharon poised to detect wind direction. North Pole wind gusts expected late December.


Saturday, December 01, 2007

Sharon's Advent

Xmas season begins with a ho down in the manger.
Follow the star. Gifts optional.


Friday, November 30, 2007

Thursday, November 29, 2007

Low energy Sharon

Compact fluorescent Sharon.


Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Tuesday, November 27, 2007


Some Sharons make you smaller
Some Sharons make you....tea


Monday, November 26, 2007

Thursday, November 22, 2007


Turkey + Sharon + Chicken = Tursharken.
Debone and serve kicking with gravy and peas.


Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Illumi Sharon

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart ~ Kahlil Gibran
As quoted whilst gazing upon Sharon.


Monday, November 19, 2007

Sharon's 45

Sharon on the Hit Parade.


Friday, November 16, 2007

Thursday, November 15, 2007

Rose of Sharon

There are rows of them.


Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Sharon's ride

Limping it old school.

sharons old school ride

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Sharon's diet

If you are what you eat do you eat what you are?


Monday, November 12, 2007

Sharon's Grove of tiny Owls

As viewed from a seated position, legs crossed, holding cup of tea.


Friday, November 09, 2007

Thursday, November 08, 2007

Sharon's corn rows

There's just too much corn.


Wednesday, November 07, 2007

Sharon's choices

Making her mark from moment to made up moment.


Tuesday, November 06, 2007

Brassy Sharon

Oom Pah Pah, Oom Pah Pah, Oom Pah Pah, Oom Pah Pah


Monday, November 05, 2007

Friday, November 02, 2007

Sharon big head

The head is bigger than a head. Must be tv.


Thursday, November 01, 2007

Sharon spiders

Sharon's spidey sense needs revisiting.


Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Trick or Treat Grindle

Sharon fainted and burst into flames as she answered the door to this view of her sister, Grindle. Best costume ever.


Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Sharon's whoppers

More gourd-geous plump-kins.


Monday, October 29, 2007

Thursday, October 25, 2007

Sharon's practice

On the occasion of Sharon's 80th she will likely wish to pull a wagon load of sheep with her teeth to celebrate. So she readies.


Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Monday, October 22, 2007

Sharon juice

Take the juice of one Sharon...


Friday, October 19, 2007

Thursday, October 18, 2007

A la Sharon

Mmmm Sharon Berries.