Tuesday, May 31, 2005

Sharon Hot-Doggin'

What surfers do to gain speed in weak surf.
Characterized by a large amount of leg pumping
and back-and-forth tracking on the wave.


Sharon-Surfing

Monday, May 30, 2005

Sharon moderne

This is how Sharon looks in New York.

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Friday, May 27, 2005

Wednesday, May 25, 2005

Sharon's quest

Still hoping to oneday walk like an Egyptian.

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Tuesday, May 24, 2005

Sharon's wild find

This urban jungle kitten smells good enough to eat.

spotty-cat

Monday, May 23, 2005

Sharon's kiss

It has long been rumored that the first hint of mad cow
came from an innocent encounter in the paddock.

patient-zero-sharon

Friday, May 20, 2005

Sharon at the speed of sound

Sharon's dog could be a real drag.

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Thursday, May 19, 2005

Wednesday, May 18, 2005

Sharon's firestick

Sharon annually called upon the farming rituals of the dreamtime
to clear and rejuvenate the lowlands of Spotbottom Shire.

firestick-sharon

Tuesday, May 17, 2005

Sharon's weirdest friend

Flopsy is older today. She also looks just like Nicole Kidman...
in "The Hours"

flopsys-bday

Monday, May 16, 2005

Sharon spaghetti

Sharon was caught off guard during her romantic evening of eating out.
(Image by Alej in Rome, Italia)

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Friday, May 13, 2005

Sharon's TV

'Pugs Gone Wild'
Real, uncensored, anything goes.

sharon-tv-

Thursday, May 12, 2005

Sharon of the lakes

Hunting season had begun
so Sharon donned her aquatic duck kit to teach her friends to bark.

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Wednesday, May 11, 2005

Sharon in retail

This handbag looks like someone Sharon used to know.

hello-purse-

Tuesday, May 10, 2005

Sharon on toast

A taste of the miraculous.

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Monday, May 09, 2005

Sharon's hair affair

Sharon's perm went mythically astray.

sharon's-perm

Sunday, May 08, 2005

Mother's Day

Spotbottom's say it with spiders.

mothers-day

Friday, May 06, 2005

Itchy Spotbottom

The sound of one hand scratching.

itchy-spotbot

Thursday, May 05, 2005

Sharon's gaze

The eye of Sharon likes what she sees.

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Wednesday, May 04, 2005

The Super Sharon

These particular birds were not friends to Sharon.
They were the flying pest equivalent to her evil nemesis.

the-super-sharon

Tuesday, May 03, 2005

Sharon in disguise

Sharon cleverly sneaks into parties behind tall hedges this way.

balloon-sharon

Monday, May 02, 2005

Sharon took a job

The tea service was appalling.

sharon's work