Monday, November 03, 2008

Monday, October 27, 2008

Monday, October 20, 2008

Sharon's hand

In the cookie jar, where else? But it's her cookie jar.


Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Sharon Stick & Ball

Molecules have fixed equilibrium geometries—bond lengths and angles— about which they continuously oscillate through vibrational and rotational motions.
That's just gross Sharon.

sharon stick & ball

Monday, October 13, 2008

Wednesday, October 08, 2008

Sharon's Idol

Ghastly cowntenance, homogenized adore.


Monday, October 06, 2008

Sharon's Patch

I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion ~ Henry David Thoreau
"Well, of course, proclaims Sharon, Duh!"


Friday, October 03, 2008

Wednesday, October 01, 2008

Sharon's change

Well, it finally happened. The wind changed and so did Sharon.


Monday, September 29, 2008

Monday, September 22, 2008

Sharon Prayer Flag

Sharon has become sixth of five in the pure light spectrum. She being the most sublime...or the mostest if you will.

Sharon Prayer Flag

Friday, September 19, 2008

Sharon's Tartan Skies

Throw it here Sharon, throw your ball like a wish upon a star across the tartan skies....and dance.


Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Monday, September 15, 2008

Friday, September 12, 2008

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Sharon Chugs

I am convinced all of humanity is born with more gifts than we know. Most are born geniuses and just get de-geniused rapidly. ~ Buckminster Fuller
Sharon is heading toward geodesic land to find herself.


Monday, September 08, 2008

Sharon's Toggery

Moose Dressing, Cow Tipping, Sheep Coifing, and Snout Plucking are among the many classic arts known upon the Shire.


Thursday, September 04, 2008

Sharon's Sun Spots

The Sun has lost it's spots.
Sharon has not lost hers.


Tuesday, September 02, 2008

Monday, September 01, 2008

Sharon's Nomination

" I got the local farmers to remove their boots before going indoors....crowd from that victory I challenged all the corruption throughout the Shire leading me into a very spooky forrest. I accept this nomination as a qualified and...blah, blah, blah..."


Friday, August 29, 2008

Sharon's payoff

Overaged gymnast sweeps Olympics.

sharon sweeps olympics

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Sharon's Clodhopping

Unwieldy rhythm, ponderous delight, elephantine grace.
Completely captivating.


Sharon's Controversy

Overaged Gymnast sparks inquiry....and intrigue.

sharon overaged gymnast

Monday, August 25, 2008

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Monday, August 18, 2008

Friday, August 15, 2008

Sharon Tested

Sharon's very last nerve was rigorously tested from all directions.
She proved an astonishingly resilient subject. As expected.


Thursday, August 14, 2008

Sharon's fashion abduction

Clearly this isn't the first time.


Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Sharon's time lapse

Where did the time go? All Sharon did was take the low road to the Tea Shoppe across the Glen. She had lost time before but never two whole months.


Monday, August 11, 2008

Sharon hurtling

There is something out there.
And Sharon has been.


Friday, August 08, 2008

Friday, June 13, 2008

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Sharon said

Quote by Stephen Crane

Friday, May 23, 2008

Flock of Sharon

I once had a sparrow alight upon my shoulder for a moment, while I was hoeing in a village garden, and I felt that I was more distinguished by that circumstance that I should have been by any epaulet I could have worn. ~ Henry David Thoreau

Likewise, though vastly different, Sharon once had a sparrow alight on her shoulder while hoeing in a village. She was indistinguishable from any other lit village ho.


Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Sharon sauced

A complement in condiments American style.


Friday, May 16, 2008

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Friday, May 09, 2008

Sharon's Dalliance

Sharon snatches a captive Llama egg before it hatches into the wrong hands.


Monday, May 05, 2008

Sharon's puppet dance

The chicken or the egg
The chicken or the egg
Which came first
Who gives a cluck
The chicken or the egg

From the classic Sharon archives.

Friday, May 02, 2008

Sharon fair lady

Sometimes there are just no words and only feeling.

From the classic Sharon archives.

Thursday, May 01, 2008

Sharon is rock

Man is harder than rock and more fragile than an egg ~ Old Proverb
Sharon, by contrast is neither man nor egg but as seen here resembles an egg fashioned from rock.

Fresh from the classic Sharon archives.

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Sharon's mac

Major corruption reported.

From the classic Sharon archives.

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Sharon cuppies

Almost all absurdity of conduct arises from the imitation of those whom we cannot resemble ~ Samuel Johnson

From the classic Sharon archives.

Friday, April 25, 2008

Sharon's device

Handheld, futuristic, one flashy channel.

This post made and submitted by Prof. Batty. THANK YOU.

Thursday, April 24, 2008

Sharon's chase

"Right, it's on." says Sharon.
"Catch me if you can." Retorts Sharon with a flick.

From the classic Sharon archives