Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Sharon Upper West

Which way is West again?


Monday, May 29, 2006

Saturday, May 27, 2006

Friday, May 26, 2006

Sharon's teapot

Ahhhh, tea.
Sharon recently completed a health experiment drinking so much tea her flavonoids went through the roof.
Consequently, she has eliminated all free radicals and worries her progressive edge has washed away too.


Thursday, May 25, 2006

Sharon Street

Tip: Understand and obey crossing signals. Do not start to cross the street until the Walk sign appears, but if you have already started to cross the street, get to the other side as quickly as possible.


Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Sharon's gatordate

Later gator, don't forget your refrigerator.


Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Sharon's ant farm

"Does my gaster look fat in this tartan?"


Monday, May 22, 2006

Sharon under pressure

Sharon will come up for air soon but it shall stink.
So she will drink tea.


Thursday, May 18, 2006

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Sharon cooking with monkeys

Double bubble
Then boil
Then trouble (just a dash)


Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Sharon fell down

In wet cement....the beginning of an international campaign to scratch Sharon in cement everywhere.


Monday, May 15, 2006

Grindle AKA:

Plants Pansies at Midnight


Friday, May 12, 2006

Sharon's tee'd off

Sharon approaches the ball with a wiggle, a kick step,
and every intention of smacking the daylights out of it.


Thursday, May 11, 2006

Sharon's daisy chain

The chilling affect of a chain of Sharon's covering the earth
is one solution to global warming.


Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Memoirs of a Sharon

To be considered a true Geisha one must stop a man in his tracks
with just a look. "Look at me, look at moiyeeee".

Sharon blossom dance

Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Sharon's no time

Sharon likes it best when time doesn't matter.
"Not that it ever does", remarks the know-it-all crow.


Friday, May 05, 2006

Sharon's nightmare

Sharon dreamt her mamoo went mad and unleashed a mighty reign of terror over the land.


Thursday, May 04, 2006

Sharon rolls

Service with a smile and an ode to Sharon on a plate.
Thanks Ding Dong.


Wednesday, May 03, 2006

Sharon lost

Sharon searched night and day upon her horse to find her horse.
When she gets home she'll resume her search for her reading glasses.


Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Sharon's doormat

Sharon requests of her guests to step around her doormat
and then remove their shoes before wiping.


Monday, May 01, 2006

Sharon Scissorhands

What is a weed? A plant whose virtues have not yet been discovered.
Ralph Waldo Emerson