Thursday, June 30, 2005

Sharon zapped

The popping and cracking sounds in her head made this
the best part of every flight.

Wednesday, June 29, 2005

Sharon's peristalsis

Sharon just threw up in her lap.
She won't say why or what she saw.


Tuesday, June 28, 2005

Sharon's stitch in time

Saving nine like nobody's business.


Friday, June 24, 2005

Sharon's nemesis

The bigger they are,
the harder they fall.


Thursday, June 23, 2005

Sharon feeling the beat of the tamborine

You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life
See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the Dancing Queen

Hit it!


Wednesday, June 22, 2005

Tuesday, June 21, 2005

Sharon's food chain buffet

Sharon's new lip gloss attracted flies. ewww.
The flies attracted lizards and spiders. ugh.
The lizards and spiders attracted kittens. awwww.


Monday, June 20, 2005

Sharon monumental

Just above the shoulder boulder holder.


Friday, June 17, 2005

Wednesday, June 15, 2005

Sharon's pigskin

This is quite possibly the weirdest thing Sharon has ever done.
Except for the time her and Grindle...nevermind.


Tuesday, June 14, 2005

Sharon's torment

Sharon knows she must get off this treadmill.


Monday, June 13, 2005

Sharon of the tides

Today in California a sea lion charged at people on the beach, bit a
surfer, slapped sand on sunbathers, and shouted indiscernible
profanities before waddling back into the water to piss on everyone
and die.


Friday, June 10, 2005

Thursday, June 09, 2005

Sharon's spin

In October 2000, the official ping pong ball size increased
by 2mm from 38mm to 40mm.
Sharon collects these smaller balls and is building a house with them.


Wednesday, June 08, 2005

Tuesday, June 07, 2005

Sharon's bridge

Over troubled waters.
But she knows it's just a green mat.


Monday, June 06, 2005

Sharon's rapture

Fire season and bridal season run concurrently.
Paradox or silly trick?


Friday, June 03, 2005

Sharon's dig

Nature is not your friend.
They both agree.


Wednesday, June 01, 2005