Sharon is all things to all things and nothing if she is anything.
SHARON'S AN OLD COWHANDSharon's an old cowhand from the Shire landBut her legs ain't bowedAnd her cheeks ain't tannedSharon's a cowgirl who never ate a cowNever BBQed a steer 'cuz she don't know howAnd Sharon sure ain't fixin' to start in nowYippie-yi-yo-ki-yayYippie-yi-yo-ki-yaySharon's an old cowhand from the Shire GrandeAnd she learned to ride'fore she learned to standSharon's a ridin' fool who is up for hireShe knows every trail in the big ol' ShireYippie-yi-yo-ki-yayYippie-yi-yo-ki-yaySharon knows all the songs that the cowboys know'bout the big corral where the dogies go'cause Sharon learned them all on the rad-ee-oHey, yippie-yi-yo-ki-yayYippie-yi-yo-ki-yay
Ole, Sharon! When I visited East Texas with my then-hubby, I saw you selling popcorn at the Rodeo, getting up your nerve to r-i-d-e!!!
Sharon soon realized that a mad bull was far more frisky than a mad cow....
Now that's what I call a fillybuster!
... it appears that Sharon has already won the purse!
Few people know that Sharon was champion of spotbottoms shire
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