Sharon's disclosure

I know not for what I come
or from whence I came.

Sharon's necklace

And around and around it goes.

Sharon's nuts

Sharon shaking all her nuts out and to the ground.

Sharon's Tartan sambo

Guest artist #6

The modern sandwich is named after the 4th Earl of Sandwich, although the exact circumstances of the invention of the sandwich are still the subject of debate.

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Sharon's knack

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Sharon-a censored.

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Sharon Twins

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Sharon is commemorated for being born on this day each year. She was one but here she is two yet still she is nothing at all.

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Sharon's Shoes

Guest artist #3

The finest hand crafted Shire wedge footwear available.
This shoe boasts a stylish heel with resilient rubber outsole for durable traction. A Steel shank provides support and stability for all day, all weather comfort. Sheep vein lining wicks away moisture and allows the shoe to mold to the natural shape of the foot.

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Sharon's 3rd Grade Picture

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Every portrait that is painted with feeling is a portrait of the artist, not of the sitter ~ Oscar Wilde
Looks just like Sharon and yet, like Tina.

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Sharon Kit

Guest Artist #1

Do-it-yourself Sharon Kit available almost nowhere but seen here courtesy of the inimitable Professor Batty.

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Sharon's status

Sharon is on Winter break and will return very soon.
If you are missing Sharon why not draw up your own and send it to me. It will be enjoyed by myself and the entire world when I post it here. That's right, the entire woooorld! Sharonspotbottom at yahoo dot com.
I dare you. I welcome you.

Sharon's reprise

The Twelve days of Sharon. On the first day of Xmas my true Sharon gave to me...

Sharon collage

Xmas past and present....no ghosts.

Sharon's Santa pressie

This Christmas Sharon left Santa a special bitter Ale made from a rogue crop of tuft plants found blooming on the Shire...under a full moon, the first day of Winter. Tufts squeal when milked of their Ale. Santa chortles when he drinks it. Sharon jingles bells. In all it's the chorus of Christmas.

Snow Sharon

Snowman standing in the night
Snowball fight
Seasonal delight

Sugarplum Sharon

Crack nut here

Sharon dazzle

The spreading of seasonal flair has begun in the Shire. This year Sharon is decorating to attract attention from satellites.

Shabacus

Stalemate.

Sea Sharon

On the outside looking in.

Super Pooch IV

Super Pooch, ready for take-off. Just waiting on the aok from Santa.

Casual Sharon

No wonder Sharon is a Stick Figure.

The Great Shartan

The Great Shartan floats her purse with her mind. A mind which can defy gravity and yet gravely embrace it. 

Sharon climber

Sharon's Tender Morsels

Spotbottom Shire's signature band, The Tender Morsels performing their original Christmas song, The Season I Adore. Sharon thinks it's about her, but it's not. It's obviously about Santa.


It's also part of a very cool Xmas light display.
And get yer T-Shirts here.

Sharon's cookie party

Sharon is under there somewhere.

Sharon's step

Not very clever.

Sharon Static

Hold it Sharon, hold it...don't move.
Now what?

Sharon Bo peep

Sharon Bo Peep has lost her sheep
And doesn't know where to find them.
She's looked up in trees
and upon the high seas
But still they seem to be hiding.
So she'll leave them alone and hope they come home
for the cook is ready to brine them.

Ding Dong's win

Sharon's favorite dirty stalker wins a spot at the prestigious Spotbottom Hall. Sharon will send him cookies in the mail and post warnings around campus that he's there.

Sharon's vain

Sharon poised to detect wind direction. North Pole wind gusts expected late December.

Sharon's Advent

Xmas season begins with a ho down in the manger.
Follow the star. Gifts optional.

Sharon whirs

Vrrrrr

Low energy Sharon

Compact fluorescent Sharon.

Custom Sharon

Sharooms

Some Sharons make you smaller
Some Sharons make you....tea

Super Sharon's powers

Super Pooch flambe.

Tursharken

Turkey + Sharon + Chicken = Tursharken.
Debone and serve kicking with gravy and peas.

Illumi Sharon

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart ~ Kahlil Gibran
As quoted whilst gazing upon Sharon.

Sharon's 45

Sharon on the Hit Parade.

Sharon's Web

Collecting herself.

Rose of Sharon

There are rows of them.

Sharon's ride

Limping it old school.

Sharon's diet

If you are what you eat do you eat what you are?

Sharon's Grove of tiny Owls

As viewed from a seated position, legs crossed, holding cup of tea.

Champagne Sharon

Sharon's corn rows

There's just too much corn.

Sharon's choices

Making her mark from moment to made up moment.

Brassy Sharon

Oom Pah Pah, Oom Pah Pah, Oom Pah Pah, Oom Pah Pah

Canned Sharon

Shake twice and pop.

Sharon big head

The head is bigger than a head. Must be tv.

Sharon spiders

Sharon's spidey sense needs revisiting.