Sharon's strabismus

A tart green apple a day
gives Sharon's peculiar squint
that certain disquieting sway

Sharon mortified

House for sale: Built without permit. Nine hundred blocks from the beach. Some aircraft noise with easy access to freeway.
Must see, too adorable to miss.



From Flopsy

Sharon fashions

Featuring her mens line of Spotswear modelled by Baron Von Spotbottom himself.

Sharon's boat

In troubled times, the Spotbottoms always enjoyed being an island unto themselves.

Sharon noir

It was a cold and rainy night.
Sharon's tea kettle whistled through the wind calling her home.

Sharon's mind

Sharon could bend, but what she really wanted to do was elongate.

Sharon computing

"Pictures must not be too picturesque" ~Ralph Waldo Emerson

Sharon Shire

Sharon's plot on the back shire houses her inventive endeavors:
Gyroscopic ping pong ball windmills, the first ever olive oil bottle greenhouse, and a secret ninth dimension tin can doorway.
She also chops and sweeps.

Sharon's fancy decadence

By Grindle.

Sharon's gelato

Italian styling in it's finest form.

Sharon goes boing

Sharon's clump

BOU.QUET (noun)
1) an attractively arranged bunch of flowers.
ORIGIN: early 18th century French ('clump of trees').

Sharon of the pod people

Sharon knew pod casting was more than just a pretty word.
Curious, she went straight to the source to learn their secrets.

Spotbottom Auto Show 2005

With Vince of The HollywoodExtra

Sharon statuesque

Sharon's green beret

Sharon thought boot camp would be all about the shoes.

Sharon gourmand

Sport of fools.

Sharon 's magnetism

Superconductive

Sharon on a roll

Sharon and her lumbering, crowd pleasing steps.

Sharon's stand up

Take my new dog, please.
No one would.