All animals on the Shire are now required by Spotbottom protocol to do a jaunty jig under the flag as they pass. If they do not, well dire doesn't rhyme with Shire for nothing. As a side note, tire, fire, and wire do rhyme with Shire for nothing.
Thursday, February 15, 2007
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step dancing was outlawed by the 2nd baron when a flagpole fell on his prized step dancing squirrel...
ding dong is going to bust out all his moves!
"Jaunty Jig?" The Shire's HR Dept. is going to hear about that one!
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