Sharon powerless

Sharon pampas

Sharon and grassy puffs together at last.

Sharon hooked

Sharon's about to bite knowing it's a trick.

Sharon preserve

Naturally sweet full pulp jam. Never a jelly.

Sharon's bond

Piglet sidled up to Pooh from behind. "Pooh!" he whispered. "Yes, Piglet?" "Nothing," said Piglet, taking Pooh's paw. "I just wanted to be sure of you." ~ A.A. Milne

Sharon framed

Spotbottom family photos, featuring Sharon.

Sharon Brobdingnagian

Sharon liked it here.

Sharon's appetite

Ate a horse.

Sharon's flag

All animals on the Shire are now required by Spotbottom protocol to do a jaunty jig under the flag as they pass. If they do not, well dire doesn't rhyme with Shire for nothing. As a side note, tire, fire, and wire do rhyme with Shire for nothing.

Sharon's St. Valentines Day

14th century poet, Geoffrey Chaucer is credited with the reinvention of St Valentine into current romantic lore.
Sharon swoons as she reads the tales of Chaucer from her balcony,
"shewe forth thyn ers, and lat the frere se
Right so as bees out swarmen from an hyve,
Out of the develes ers ther gonne dryve"
Old Middle English looking a lot like modern American typo.

Sharon existential

Typically Sharon resorts to very clever blunders only.
This moment remains in defiance as Sharon ponders.

Super Sharon's ride

Oh yes, the Shaz-mobile.

Sharon's workout

She flings them.
And they go pretty far too.

Sharon's snooze

Some mornings feel like a ridiculous pile of heads trying to catch five more minutes of snoozing.

Sharon's value

Spot-signal

Calling all Sharon's, calling all Sharon's.

Sharon copies

Exact copies, right down to the two-dimensions.

Sharon's adhesive bandage

Decorative as well as scented. This one is gardenia.

Sharon's steam

Sometimes, in a summer morning, having taken my accustomed bath, I sat in my sunny doorway from sunrise till noon, rapt in reverie. ~ Henry David Thoreau