Sharon Tree

Oh Sharon tree
Oh Sharon tree...

Sharon's mistletoe...

Is Holly, and not the expected leathery-leaved, parastic plant that grows upon the great oaks of Spotbottom Valley.

Sharon 's Xmas disguise

Sharon practiced all year to be this good as a tree.

Sharon spherical

Pretty and shiny is she
Who hangs on a tree and shimmers with glee.

A very Sharon Xmas

On a dare from Grindle Sharon ran off with the poor blind childs gift.

Sharon's super supper

At this point Super Sharon still thinks
she'll be making bird pie for supper.

Sharon O'clock

Tick tock, it's Sharon O'clock.
No relation to Sharon O'Brien, Sharon O'Hurley,
or that tart, Sharon O'My.

Sharon's tempest

Just keep jumping.

Sharon's sweeping lines

Her breathtaking strokes reveal a master at work.
Such is the art and quark of the sweep.

Sharon's protege

Ivy league art school is for pansies and Ding Dongs.

Sharon glazed

Brought to you by the Tile Association of Spotbottom Shire.

Sharon refracted

...and dispersed with sunshine and raindrops and whiskers on kittens.

Sharonimation

Sharon's grace

As in, Sharon graced the staircase with a nimble face plant
caught on film.

Sideshow Sharon

Step right up.

Sharon's percussive Oomph

Oomph!

Sharon's advent

Xmas season begins with a ho down in the manger.
Follow the star. Gifts optional.

Iced Sharons

Hey cupcake!

Sharon's beat

Stiffly gesticulating with a rhythmic flounce.

Spotbottom Carnival Cup

Nagged by handicaps.
Handicapped by nags.

Big Sharon

Looking into the mirror after the big bird feast Sharon began blinking
and blinking. Faster, faster...

Spotbottom Thanksgiving

Bird feasting is a hog-wild Spotbottom family tradition.

Sharon is Spotty

Grand dame of da dominoes.

Spotbottom Pop

To Sharon - Gimme Gimme Gimme - From Grindle

Sharon's fun house

Sharon in a bottle

Sharon is pickling for a finer complexion.

Sharon's smoke signal

Sharon and Grindle making lunch plans on the plain.

Sharon's worries

Sharon woke up one morning.
Her "worry dolls' had committed suicide. She moved on to beads.

Sharon's magnitude

Off the scale.

Sharon's slippies

A favored comfortable indoor slip-on.

Sharon's Cheryl

Was a frothing, seething, parasitic head bawble.
Gone but not forgotten.

Sharon immaterial

Message from the ghost in the machine.

Sharon's scepter

Works like a Magic 8-Ball. You can ask it anything.
It's spot on Spotbottom spooky.

Pirate Sharon

Searching the nether of the ether to pillage and plunder.

Sharon's sky spew

It wasn't that sharon had an unusually large breakfast...
it was the awful taste of nimbus clouds at high speed taking its toll.

Sharon and Grindle at play II

Sharon's woe

Sharon thought she was ok about spilling the milk.
She just hadn't told that to her face yet.

Zombie Sharon

Day of the undead.

Sharon Halloween

Sharon freak

Sharon and Grindle on the town

Sharon in vogue

Sharon chip

Sharon's got game.

Sharon's walk

After a high priced, high velocity wax and shine, Sharon couldn't bear to soil her fresh waffle trainers upon the shire.

Sharon presto

The bunny kept saying, "There's nothing up my sleeve".

Sharon signalling

Taking her Semaphore training to an unnecessary extreme.

Sharon's meeces

Like moths to a flame, meeces flambe.

Sharon of the fields

Another fine crop

Sharon babysitting

Gindle always says there's more than one way to skin a cat and to take cookies from babies.

Sharon's odor

Ding Dong makes his claim for capturing the alluring Oh d'Sharon.