Sharon's no time

Sharon likes it best when time doesn't matter.
"Not that it ever does", remarks the know-it-all crow.

Grindle's philosophy

Sharon's nightmare

Sharon dreamt her mamoo went mad and unleashed a mighty reign of terror over the land.

Sharon rolls

Service with a smile and an ode to Sharon on a plate.
Thanks Ding Dong.

Sharon lost

Sharon searched night and day upon her horse to find her horse.
When she gets home she'll resume her search for her reading glasses.

Sharon's doormat

Sharon requests of her guests to step around her doormat
and then remove their shoes before wiping.

Sharon Scissorhands

What is a weed? A plant whose virtues have not yet been discovered.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

Sharon's grand swat

Sharon's baby-doll tennis uniform is patterned after
those worn by the mighty Sharapova.
With Sharon's good looks the comparison is unavoidable.

Sharon plays dead

The Spotbottom kids love playing this trick on their parents.
The Spotbottom parents like to pretend they care.

Sharon's flea circus

Gently misted and transported beyond the bigtop.

Sharon cuckoo

With a yodel and a yell Sharon taps out each hour with her waffle laden clogs!

Sharon & Grindle at play IV

The Spotbottom flower fields are host to an annual seed sowing family tradition.
While fancy footwork in unsuitable footwear till and cultivate the soil, savage flower thrashings spread the seed.

Sharon's spell

Occasionally this just happens. Sharon falls down and flips about.
She enjoys it though and finds it refreshing.

Sharon vigilante

As an angry mob of one Sharon accuses the meece of inciting the
wheat wars between Spotbottom Farms and the Piemakers next door.

Sharon's spots

After a while all the spots blur together.
Sharon can never win at dominoes!!

Sharon's light

Firelight will not let you read fine stories but it's warm and you won't see the dust on the floor. ~Irish Proverb
Sharon could even see the dust on the floor by the lumpy light of a slow moving lava lamp.

Sharon's graffiti

The writing's on the wall. Sharon is in town.

The Easter Sharon

And on the third day she laid an egg and painted it.

Sharon kicking it

Shoes for Shaz

Sharon classical

Sharon's big mind

Enorm(al)ous

Sharon's dust

An arcane collection of Spotbottom wonder.

Little Sharon April fool

Sharon goes East

Sharon will be off the air for a few weeks while she travels East to drink tea and spread her brotherly Sharony love.

Sharony ankle tattoo club

You have to have swept one thousand porches, slept forty two nights on top of a train, and shaved a wild fairie bald to earn one of these little beauties.

Sharon's head shot

Rosalind Russell said: “Acting is standing up naked
and turning around very slowly”.
Sharon said: "I can do that".


Special thanks to Spotbottom Studios for their professional retouching.

Sharon's right of way

"But is it the right way?" asks little Sharon
"There is only the way" blinks the light

Sharon's Aloha St Pat's Day

Later Sharon will be doing the flaming pig jig
accompanied by the Donal Ho fiddlers.
Click here to dance with a pig

Sharon Spotbottomus

Flutteruth

Sharon's Uncle Koala

Koalas only eat leaves Sharon!

Sharon's bookplate

Sharon feels this will legitimize her claim of being well read
when really she just reads well.

Sharon's tether

The object is to hit the ball in such a way that one's opponent will be unable to alter the ball's direction; this gives the server an advantage since the server has more control over the ball from the beginning.
Grindle makes sure of this.

S.S. Spotbottom

Sharon's father, the very Baron Von Spotbottom is nano whaling.
Sharon's having a whale of a time.

Sharon sponge

The Sharon sponge is regularly bleached, microwaved, dried out,
and replaced. Because otherwise she's just plain gross.

Sharon specimen

The closely guarded, wildly regarded Holy Grail
of the Sharony phenotype.

Sharon Constellation

Constellations are made up myths in the sky.
Aint it just like Sharon to be made up like a star.

Spotbottom Tea

Sharon disco ball

Sharon's lullaby

Rock-a-bye Sharon, on the bed top
When the wind blows, your dribble will plop
When the bough breaks, the dribble will fall
And down will splash kitty, slobber and all

Spotbottom almanac

Page after page filled with adventure and wonder.

Sharon's grill

Sha'bling a ding ding.

Sharon & Grindle sing a song

Click here and sing along.

Sharon in the sky

Lazy afternoons we gaze. Clear blue skies, bright sunny days.
Boats set sale, whales coast by. Big eared dogs seem to fly.
And then we see SHARON.


Poem excerpt by Valencia Whitlow.

Sharon utility

Functional rather than attractive.
Some may beg to differ.

Sharon's probe

Difficult to explain but there were witnesses in Siberia
and some saw lights over French Polynesia.
Sharon just felt a sting.

Sharon's balance

Sharon fancies a brisk teetering anywhere a precipice is involved.

Sharon wood-cut

Sharon was board.

Sharon scuba

Sharon discovering. Grindle discouraging.

Sharon comic

Sharon's iPod

Unfortunetly the ipod did not pass Sharon's stringent
consumer testing procedures.
Though it did well when juggled with fruit
it really needs improvement before it mud wrestles again.