Sharon's Mars mission

Enters full swing.

Sharon and Grindle at play

Sharon-scape

Pac-Sharon

Also eats shoots and leaves.

Sharon tea

Spin spin...sugar.

Sharon's mail

To Sharon going postal was an entirely personal thrill ride.

Sharon's bebop

There exists a grand tradition of fairy folk sharing songs with musicians. Sharon learned her tunes from a squid.

Sharon in cattle class

Sharon found beauty in her circumstance.
A gorgeousness of resignation.

Sharon's plunge

Fast somersaulting and twisting to follow.

Sharon roll

Sushi Sharon shucked a shack
of Sharon shushi

Museum quality Sharon

It is because I say so.

Sharon's shudder

A shiver. A quiver.

Sharon shepherding

To the moon!

Sharon's still life

With fruit and nuts!

Sharon captivated

For a split second.

Sharon's magic pencil

It only draws Sharon
Some would call that a glitch.

Sharon's top knot

Taut, tight
the ribbon's alright.

Sharon's luncheon delight

"Do you come from a land down under?
Where women glow and men plunder?"

Sharon Fashion

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Sharon sitting for Ding Dong

Sharon's muzzle

Sharon's gift

A special pressie for a special boy, Nancy of Spotbottom Bay.

Sharon's tiles

Handmade in Italy by fine craftsmen.

Sharon's are everywhere

They really are.

Sharon on the range

Realism of a big hunt made possible by Ding Dong.

Sharon's toast

Mmmm, Vegemite.

Shazza's bonza time in Oz

It's true. Kangaroos freely roam the streets begging for beer money in Australia.

Sharon's awaaaaaay

Gone Down Under
Back July 18th

Sharon zapped

The popping and cracking sounds in her head made this
the best part of every flight.

Sharon's peristalsis

Sharon just threw up in her lap.
She won't say why or what she saw.

Sharon's stitch in time

Saving nine like nobody's business.

Tour de Sharon

Sharon's nemesis

The bigger they are,
the harder they fall.

Sharon feeling the beat of the tamborine

You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life
See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the Dancing Queen

Hit it!

Sharon's delight

Rarely reciprocated.

Sharon's food chain buffet

Sharon's new lip gloss attracted flies. ewww.
The flies attracted lizards and spiders. ugh.
The lizards and spiders attracted kittens. awwww.

Sharon monumental

Just above the shoulder boulder holder.

Sharon's string theory

Woo Hoo, Lotto numbers!!

Sharon's other dimensions

Sharon's pigskin

This is quite possibly the weirdest thing Sharon has ever done.
Except for the time her and Grindle...nevermind.

Sharon's torment

Sharon knows she must get off this treadmill.

Sharon of the tides

Today in California a sea lion charged at people on the beach, bit a
surfer, slapped sand on sunbathers, and shouted indiscernible
profanities before waddling back into the water to piss on everyone
and die.

Sharon sunning on the sand

Until she sunk.

Sharon's spin

In October 2000, the official ping pong ball size increased
by 2mm from 38mm to 40mm.
Sharon collects these smaller balls and is building a house with them.

Sharon's static

Cling free preferred.

Sharon's bridge

Over troubled waters.
But she knows it's just a green mat.

Sharon's rapture

Fire season and bridal season run concurrently.
Paradox or silly trick?

Sharon's dig

Nature is not your friend.
They both agree.

Spotbottom afterglow

Sharon's skirt