Thursday, February 07, 2008

Scrub Sharon

Just scrub the Sharon under cold running water right before cooking. Remove any deep eyes or bruises with a paring knife.

Sharon_scrubber

7 comments:

TK SLusser said...

i've never seen Sharon volunteer to be scrubbed under cold running water.......ever.

Dominic said...

Proceed with caution: Vigorous scrubbing may remove Sharon's spots from her bottom!

tina kugler said...

is sharon ticklish?

Ding Dong said...

ding dong never knew that sharon required defeathering before her preparation as sustenance!

morselmusic said...

I prefer Sharon with skin on - to get the most out of her nutritional value.

Kenny P. said...

And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee...

He was talking about dinner!

Trillian said...

The glove scrubbers scrubbed oh how they scrubbed Sharon spotless. They scrubbed and they scrubbed and they scrubbed her topless.

The tartan, the red, black and white plaid,
the scrubbing gloves scrubbed til it made Sharon mad.