Sharon's reprise

The Twelve days of Sharon. On the first day of Xmas my true Sharon gave to me...

Sharon collage

Xmas past and present....no ghosts.

Sharon's Santa pressie

This Christmas Sharon left Santa a special bitter Ale made from a rogue crop of tuft plants found blooming on the Shire...under a full moon, the first day of Winter. Tufts squeal when milked of their Ale. Santa chortles when he drinks it. Sharon jingles bells. In all it's the chorus of Christmas.

Snow Sharon

Snowman standing in the night
Snowball fight
Seasonal delight

Sugarplum Sharon

Crack nut here

Sharon dazzle

The spreading of seasonal flair has begun in the Shire. This year Sharon is decorating to attract attention from satellites.

Shabacus

Stalemate.

Sea Sharon

On the outside looking in.

Super Pooch IV

Super Pooch, ready for take-off. Just waiting on the aok from Santa.

Casual Sharon

No wonder Sharon is a Stick Figure.

The Great Shartan

The Great Shartan floats her purse with her mind. A mind which can defy gravity and yet gravely embrace it. 

Sharon climber

Sharon's Tender Morsels

Spotbottom Shire's signature band, The Tender Morsels performing their original Christmas song, The Season I Adore. Sharon thinks it's about her, but it's not. It's obviously about Santa.


It's also part of a very cool Xmas light display.
And get yer T-Shirts here.

Sharon's cookie party

Sharon is under there somewhere.

Sharon's step

Not very clever.

Sharon Static

Hold it Sharon, hold it...don't move.
Now what?

Sharon Bo peep

Sharon Bo Peep has lost her sheep
And doesn't know where to find them.
She's looked up in trees
and upon the high seas
But still they seem to be hiding.
So she'll leave them alone and hope they come home
for the cook is ready to brine them.

Ding Dong's win

Sharon's favorite dirty stalker wins a spot at the prestigious Spotbottom Hall. Sharon will send him cookies in the mail and post warnings around campus that he's there.

Sharon's vain

Sharon poised to detect wind direction. North Pole wind gusts expected late December.

Sharon's Advent

Xmas season begins with a ho down in the manger.
Follow the star. Gifts optional.