Monday, July 03, 2006

The 4th of Sharon

Sharon lives by her own declaration of independence from the tyranny of untruth toward a more perfect union of tartan and beret.

The-4th-of-Sharon

5 comments:

sweeps said...

Polite Notice: Due to her participation in the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest at Coney Island on July 4th, Sharon will be unable to sign your copies of the Declaration of Independence as originally advertised.

birdmanofforestville said...

Did Sharon by any chance serve in 'Nam'. She reminds me of a nurse I once met in Saigon.

Ding Dong said...

i pledge allegiance to the tartans and berets of the sharon...

sharon spotbottom said...

I know you're a beret man, Ding Dong.

yellopad said...

Not to be confused with the Firth of Sharon, located about 187 km east of the Firth of Forth in south-central Scotland.

firth (fûrth)
n. Scottish

An arm of the sea, usually a long, narrow estuary or strait.

[Middle English furth, from Old Norse fjördhr.]