Sharon's cork board

Sharon's nut

Nuttin' but a swinging door.

Sharon's epiphany

Is nothing sacred? Sharon toyed with the idea.

Sharon Latte

Sharon's moves

Come on Sharon show us your moves.

Sweet Sharon

Sharon is like a box of chocolates.

Sharon's Chakras

Sharon in trouble

Uh Oh, Sharon and Grindle got caught playing with fire again!!

Silver coin Sharon

Every civilization is, among other things, an arrangement for domesticating the passions and setting them to do useful work.
~ Aldous Huxley

Peace sign Sharon

It's not just a sign, it's Sharon.

Sharon Boggle

Wheel of Sharon

Sharon styro

Oh i just don't know.

Sharon spice

Sharon bites like white pepper and is as salty as sea soaked bacon bits in the nest of a Russian doll.
Grind with caution. Once, then serve.

Sharon's interference

"When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained" ~ Mark Twain

Sharon's racquet

Squash

Sharon's T

Sharon alludes to nude.

Sharon's way

"When you meet the Buddha, kill the Buddha"
Sharon chose her weapon and killed.

Sharon's sausage

How do you want yer snag?
Sharon likes hers barely conscious. These have a way to go.

Ms Spotbottom

"Hello class, I'm Ms SpoT - BoTT- Om.
Capital ES. PEE. OH. TEA...inhale...BEE. OH. TEA. TEA. OH. EM. SPOTBOTTOM".
Ms Spotbottom kicks out once. Class is in session.

World's hairiest Sharon

The competition was hairy.

Win Sharon's Purse

Be the first to answer this trivia question.
"Where on the Map of Shazzy is Spotbottom Shire?"
Good Luck!

Sharon Wordless

With a gleeful point of whimsy counterpoise to the tippy toe of delight Sharon mime says it all.

Curtsy and out.

Chef Sharon

Specializing in dishy, effortless allure.

Sharon's type

Sharon wrought

With iron(y).

Sharon dancer on the wind

Look at the big flailing Sharon!

Sharon craft

Felt up and stitched down.

Sharon Jigsaw

Ever puzzling.

Super Pooch III

Sharon's Super Pooch displays nonchalant eXcellence with beguiling attitude.

Sharon the bygone pin up

The one charm of the past is that it is the past. ~ Oscar Wilde

Sharon's history

The comfort of reliable chirps turned to embers.

Sharon's lamp

Sharon's light is powered through a socket in her soul, source unknown. Close ties with universal mysteries and how many cookies she ate that day strongly suspected.

Sharon Bottled

"I finally got my hands on a bottle of Spotbottom Sharaz. This less than full bodied wine has a slight acidic flavor, yet with a surprisingly pleasant aroma, and with just a hint of a peppery, musty, aftertaste. Very tarty, to be sure!" Rev. Jim He knows his dusty, vintage spirits.

Sharon beverage

"A Sharon beverage would be anything that soothes the soul" ~ Bay Dragon

Sharon's fromage

Sharon's a real big cheese now folks.

Sharon and the antique emu bride

Now really, don't words just sometimes get in the way of wonder!



Fab refashioning by Kenny at Kenny's Korner

Sharon's boom

Locking with the kick.

Sharon absorbed

What are you said the round one to the square.
Who am I said the square one to the round.

Dishy Sharon

Splish Splash Sharon's takin' a bath
Long about a Saturday night.
A rub-a-dub, just relaxin' in the tub
Thinkin' everything is alright.

The Fourth of Sharon

Ooh, ahhh, WOW!

Spot Dog

Goin' to the fair.

Uncle Sharon

Sharon's collage

King Arthur: “Now stand aside, worthy adversary.”
Black Knight: “'Tis but a scratch.”
King Arthur: "A scratch? Your arm's off.”
Black Knight: “No it isn't.”
King Arthur: “What's that, then?”
Black Knight: “[pause] I've had worse.”
King Arthur: “You liar.”
Black Knight: “Come on ya pansy.”

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Sharon corkscrew

Obsolete artifact with advent of screw top.
Metaphor for modernity at every turn.

Sharon's Crocs

Sharon whistles as she stalks.

Sharon's guitar shop

Scrumptious strumtious bumptious pluck.

Sharon's meadow

Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
Sharon rested under the bodhi tree and looked back at her trail.

Sharon TV

Pledge week boasts sizzling performances by the all Sharon Clogging Troop and a never before seen special on Sharon's in Public Places. Brought to you by the Spotbottom endowment and your generous membership.

Sharon's friend

Chris Ritke, honorary spotbottom. 49Sparks.com