Sharon en garde

Fair warning to Ding Dong this Valentines tourney.

Spotbottom Sleepover

As the family sleeps, Sharon sweeps.

Sharon apparition

Sh'apparition

Sharon tarot

The Jester of the deck. But always an Ace.

Sharon Kebob

Bring me the head of a Spotbottom skewered on a stick.

Sharon showers

It's raining Sharon's, Hallelujah.

Sharon stained in glass

Mostly just a stain.

High Noon Sharon

The story of a Spotbottom who was too proud to run.

Sharon's wind

Beneficent tidings carried with the wind.

Prehistoric Sharon

Missing link? Origin of the species?
Eighth wonder of the world....

Sharon's fridge art

Life imitates art when fridge doors are concerned.

Gung Hei Sharon

Since this is the Year of Dog, anyone born in the Year of Dog
is now either 0 or 12, 24, 36, 48, 60, 72, 84 or 96 years old.
That's 10, 61, 109, 157, 205, 253, 301, 349, or 397 in dog years.
Try yours here

Sharon's serpent menace

As Spotbottom lore goes, their slightly tart and bitter pungency inspired a life saving retch from the snake...who was never quite the same again.

Sharon Rock-Paper-Scissors

According to the World RPS official rules of play
scissors wins against paper but this still would never happen.

Sharon nicoise

The greatest delight the fields and woods minister is the suggestion of an occult relation between man and the vegetable. I am not alone and unacknowledged. They nod to me and I to them.
~Ralph Waldo Emerson

Sharon's pedicure

Itching and flaking cure preferred.

Sharon pinata

Another Spotbottom family tradition.
Grindle earned the position of first at bat
through the time-honored means of lying, cheating, and conspiring.
Bash or be bashed as they say.

Sharon astray

Sharon squared

Sharon's weather

Spotbottom News : Sharon reporting from storm watch central.
High wind advisory with showers and some flooding
so wear a hat and bring in the washing.

Sharon's pores

Pore (noun) : A minute opening in the surface of the skin
through which gases, liquids, or microscopic particles can pass.
In other words, a sieve of Sharony foulness.

Chicken feed Sharon

Sharon's genes combined with the Autumnal corn crop have had
far reaching and irreversible ecological disturbances.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Sharon schooled

Grand Master Sweeps showing Sharon how it should be done.

Sharon's sunny side

Sharon specs

Grindle likes to wear her Sharon specs and see the world as Sharon does.

Sharon combustible

Not again

Sharon's bright idea

Sharon hasn't had a real idea in a thousand years.

Snow shoe Sharon

Sharon taking her victory lap as the newly crowned
'Miss Snow Shoe 2006'.

Sharon with clouds

Sharon has looked at clouds from both sides now.
Her conclusion: their fluffy underbelly is curiously moister
than their crusty top and sides.

Sharon nesting

Sharon is giving the partridge a fun little scare in the pear tree.

Sharon's expressions

Boundlessly emotive
Furtively evocotive

Sharon & Grindle action figures

A couple of real dolls.

Spotbottom New Year

2006, the year of the Sharon.

Sharon Tree

Oh Sharon tree
Oh Sharon tree...

Sharon's mistletoe...

Is Holly, and not the expected leathery-leaved, parastic plant that grows upon the great oaks of Spotbottom Valley.

Sharon 's Xmas disguise

Sharon practiced all year to be this good as a tree.

Sharon spherical

Pretty and shiny is she
Who hangs on a tree and shimmers with glee.

A very Sharon Xmas

On a dare from Grindle Sharon ran off with the poor blind childs gift.

Sharon's super supper

At this point Super Sharon still thinks
she'll be making bird pie for supper.

Sharon O'clock

Tick tock, it's Sharon O'clock.
No relation to Sharon O'Brien, Sharon O'Hurley,
or that tart, Sharon O'My.

Sharon's tempest

Just keep jumping.

Sharon's sweeping lines

Her breathtaking strokes reveal a master at work.
Such is the art and quark of the sweep.

Sharon's protege

Ivy league art school is for pansies and Ding Dongs.

Sharon glazed

Brought to you by the Tile Association of Spotbottom Shire.

Sharon refracted

...and dispersed with sunshine and raindrops and whiskers on kittens.

Sharonimation

Sharon's grace

As in, Sharon graced the staircase with a nimble face plant
caught on film.

Sideshow Sharon

Step right up.

Sharon's percussive Oomph

Oomph!

Sharon's advent

Xmas season begins with a ho down in the manger.
Follow the star. Gifts optional.