Sharon's collage

King Arthur: “Now stand aside, worthy adversary.”
Black Knight: “'Tis but a scratch.”
King Arthur: "A scratch? Your arm's off.”
Black Knight: “No it isn't.”
King Arthur: “What's that, then?”
Black Knight: “[pause] I've had worse.”
King Arthur: “You liar.”
Black Knight: “Come on ya pansy.”

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Sharon corkscrew

Obsolete artifact with advent of screw top.
Metaphor for modernity at every turn.

Sharon's Crocs

Sharon whistles as she stalks.

Sharon's guitar shop

Scrumptious strumtious bumptious pluck.

Sharon's meadow

Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
Sharon rested under the bodhi tree and looked back at her trail.

Sharon TV

Pledge week boasts sizzling performances by the all Sharon Clogging Troop and a never before seen special on Sharon's in Public Places. Brought to you by the Spotbottom endowment and your generous membership.

Sharon's friend

Chris Ritke, honorary spotbottom. 49Sparks.com