It's times like this Sharon listens to the songs playing in her head. "I'm popeye the sailor man (toot toot) i live in a frying pan (toot toot) i turns up the heat and dance to the beat. I'm popeye the sailor man. (toot toot)
Look, up on the Shire, it's a Spotbottom...and two others. It's the semi-annual-if-we-feel-like-it-when-the-melons-are-ripe-melonball-race-across-the-shire-for-no-good-reason. Except for a laugh.
This funfair amusement has a number of spinning, articulated arms radiating from a central rotating vertical axis. As robotic monkeys hurl metaphors these spinning arms fan out at light speed alchemically transforming all that they touch. This ride is free and only for the brave.