Sharon's fridge art

Life imitates art when fridge doors are concerned.

Gung Hei Sharon

Since this is the Year of Dog, anyone born in the Year of Dog
is now either 0 or 12, 24, 36, 48, 60, 72, 84 or 96 years old.
That's 10, 61, 109, 157, 205, 253, 301, 349, or 397 in dog years.
Try yours here

Sharon's serpent menace

As Spotbottom lore goes, their slightly tart and bitter pungency inspired a life saving retch from the snake...who was never quite the same again.

Sharon Rock-Paper-Scissors

According to the World RPS official rules of play
scissors wins against paper but this still would never happen.

Sharon nicoise

The greatest delight the fields and woods minister is the suggestion of an occult relation between man and the vegetable. I am not alone and unacknowledged. They nod to me and I to them.
~Ralph Waldo Emerson

Sharon's pedicure

Itching and flaking cure preferred.

Sharon pinata

Another Spotbottom family tradition.
Grindle earned the position of first at bat
through the time-honored means of lying, cheating, and conspiring.
Bash or be bashed as they say.

Sharon astray

Sharon squared

Sharon's weather

Spotbottom News : Sharon reporting from storm watch central.
High wind advisory with showers and some flooding
so wear a hat and bring in the washing.

Sharon's pores

Pore (noun) : A minute opening in the surface of the skin
through which gases, liquids, or microscopic particles can pass.
In other words, a sieve of Sharony foulness.

Chicken feed Sharon

Sharon's genes combined with the Autumnal corn crop have had
far reaching and irreversible ecological disturbances.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Sharon schooled

Grand Master Sweeps showing Sharon how it should be done.

Sharon's sunny side

Sharon specs

Grindle likes to wear her Sharon specs and see the world as Sharon does.

Sharon combustible

Not again

Sharon's bright idea

Sharon hasn't had a real idea in a thousand years.

Snow shoe Sharon

Sharon taking her victory lap as the newly crowned
'Miss Snow Shoe 2006'.

Sharon with clouds

Sharon has looked at clouds from both sides now.
Her conclusion: their fluffy underbelly is curiously moister
than their crusty top and sides.

Sharon nesting

Sharon is giving the partridge a fun little scare in the pear tree.

Sharon's expressions

Boundlessly emotive
Furtively evocotive

Sharon & Grindle action figures

A couple of real dolls.

Spotbottom New Year

2006, the year of the Sharon.