Sharon Tree

Oh Sharon tree
Oh Sharon tree...

Sharon's mistletoe...

Is Holly, and not the expected leathery-leaved, parastic plant that grows upon the great oaks of Spotbottom Valley.

Sharon 's Xmas disguise

Sharon practiced all year to be this good as a tree.

Sharon spherical

Pretty and shiny is she
Who hangs on a tree and shimmers with glee.

A very Sharon Xmas

On a dare from Grindle Sharon ran off with the poor blind childs gift.

Sharon's super supper

At this point Super Sharon still thinks
she'll be making bird pie for supper.

Sharon O'clock

Tick tock, it's Sharon O'clock.
No relation to Sharon O'Brien, Sharon O'Hurley,
or that tart, Sharon O'My.

Sharon's tempest

Just keep jumping.

Sharon's sweeping lines

Her breathtaking strokes reveal a master at work.
Such is the art and quark of the sweep.

Sharon's protege

Ivy league art school is for pansies and Ding Dongs.

Sharon glazed

Brought to you by the Tile Association of Spotbottom Shire.

Sharon refracted

...and dispersed with sunshine and raindrops and whiskers on kittens.

Sharonimation

Sharon's grace

As in, Sharon graced the staircase with a nimble face plant
caught on film.

Sideshow Sharon

Step right up.

Sharon's percussive Oomph

Oomph!

Sharon's advent

Xmas season begins with a ho down in the manger.
Follow the star. Gifts optional.