Sunday, March 23, 2008

The Easter Sharon

And on the third day Sharon rolled eggs instead of stones.

easter_sharon

Friday, March 21, 2008

Sharon's Bardo

Which light? Which way? What's that?

sharons_bardo

Thursday, March 20, 2008

Sharon pollen

Spring hath sprung.
Watch out.

sharon_pollen

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Sharon in fashion

Sharon is the most fierce but Auf Wiedersehen nonetheless.

project-sharon

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Four leaf Sharon

If you're lucky enough to be Irish, you're lucky enough!
~ Irish Saying

four leaf sharon - lucky

Monday, March 17, 2008

Friday, March 14, 2008

Sharon's scones

As a sconce, Sharon looked askance at her scones.

sharon_scones

Thursday, March 13, 2008

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Monday, March 10, 2008

Sharon bottle cap

What else but a screw top.

sharon_bottlecap

Thursday, March 06, 2008

Wednesday, March 05, 2008

Yashar Sharafat

Sharon's of the Middle East continues with...

yashar_sharafat

Tuesday, March 04, 2008

Monday, March 03, 2008

Sharon busy

So much sweeping to do.

sharon-busy

Monday, February 25, 2008

Thursday, February 21, 2008

Sharon capsules

Who knew Sharon could be collected into a relatively stable plant based shell and taken orally or as a suppository.

sharon_capsules

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Sharon for Three Years

That's how long Sharon has been all things to all things, and nothing if she is anything.

sharon_annotated

Friday, February 15, 2008

Sharon's cake

Someone left Sharon's cake out in the rain.
Who would do such a thing?!

sharons_cake

Thursday, February 14, 2008

St. Sharontine

If Sharon had started the tradition.
Give the gift of Sharon this Sharontines.

st_sharontines

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Sharon's flux

Render thyself unto Sharon.

sharons_apocalypse

Monday, February 11, 2008

Sharon's geriatric jig

Look, look far into the future...and jig about it.

sharon_jigs

Friday, February 08, 2008

Sharon hanger

Sharon has been sent out for dry cleaning.

sharon_hanger

Thursday, February 07, 2008

Scrub Sharon

Just scrub the Sharon under cold running water right before cooking. Remove any deep eyes or bruises with a paring knife.

Sharon_scrubber

Wednesday, February 06, 2008

Sharon beleaguered

Fire roasted fruit and veg in the garden of discontent.

sharons-produce

Tuesday, February 05, 2008

Sharon Hippie Dippie

Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony ~ Mahatma Gandhi

shar_hippie
This posting made and submitted by Camera1. THANK YOU.

Monday, February 04, 2008

Sharon Museum quality

Oil on canvas. Unprimed primal reflection.

museum-sharon3

Friday, February 01, 2008

Sharonidoo

It is alleged that upon seeing the instrument played for the first time, a Shire army Officer turned to his aide and asked "What's that?", to which the aide bemusedly replied, "Shazza gone native".

sharon-idoo

Thursday, January 31, 2008

Super Pooch V

Light as a feather
Stiff as a board

superpooch-flies

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Sharons joints

She creaks, she aches, she itches, she burns.
Sometimes she screeches.
But our Sharon can make such sweet lemonaid.

sharon-joints

Monday, January 28, 2008

Sharon we dance

Qualm dances with calm.

sharon-dance

Friday, January 25, 2008

Sharon busted

What's this about luck be a lady?

sharons_mugshot

Thursday, January 24, 2008

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Sharon Rodeo

Who can do any one thing forever?

rodeo-sharon

Monday, January 21, 2008

Sharon's disclosure

I know not for what I come
or from whence I came.

sharon-ufo

Friday, January 18, 2008

Sharon's necklace

And around and around it goes.

sharons-necklace

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Sharon's nuts

Sharon shaking all her nuts out and to the ground.

sharons-nuts

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Sharon's Tartan sambo

Guest artist #6

The modern sandwich is named after the 4th Earl of Sandwich, although the exact circumstances of the invention of the sandwich are still the subject of debate.

This posting made and submitted by Dom. THANK YOU.
sharon_eats_tartansammich

Monday, January 14, 2008

Sharon's knack

Guest artist #5

Sharon-a censored.

This posting made and submitted by Alejandro in Perth. THANK YOU.
My-Sharona

Friday, January 11, 2008

Sharon Twins

Guest artist #4

Sharon is commemorated for being born on this day each year. She was one but here she is two yet still she is nothing at all.

This posting made and submitted by Kenny P. THANK YOU.
sharontwins

Thursday, January 10, 2008

Sharon's Shoes

Guest artist #3

The finest hand crafted Shire wedge footwear available.
This shoe boasts a stylish heel with resilient rubber outsole for durable traction. A Steel shank provides support and stability for all day, all weather comfort. Sheep vein lining wicks away moisture and allows the shoe to mold to the natural shape of the foot.

This posting made and submitted by Camera1. THANK YOU.
shar_shoes

Wednesday, January 09, 2008

Sharon's 3rd Grade Picture

Guest artist #2

Every portrait that is painted with feeling is a portrait of the artist, not of the sitter ~ Oscar Wilde
Looks just like Sharon and yet, like Tina.

This posting made and submitted by Tina. THANK YOU.
sharon-tina

Tuesday, January 08, 2008

Sharon Kit

Guest Artist #1

Do-it-yourself Sharon Kit available almost nowhere but seen here courtesy of the inimitable Professor Batty.

This posting made and submitted by Prof. Batty. THANK YOU.
kit-sharon

Monday, January 07, 2008

Sharon's status

Sharon is on Winter break and will return very soon.
If you are missing Sharon why not draw up your own and send it to me. It will be enjoyed by myself and the entire world when I post it here. That's right, the entire woooorld! Sharonspotbottom at yahoo dot com.
I dare you. I welcome you.