The abominable Sharon

Sharon Upper West

Which way is West again?

Sharon's hive

Beware The Shive.

Sharon's Shop

Click here: SHOP SHARON

Sharon's teapot

Ahhhh, tea.
Sharon recently completed a health experiment drinking so much tea her flavonoids went through the roof.
Consequently, she has eliminated all free radicals and worries her progressive edge has washed away too.

Sharon Street

Tip: Understand and obey crossing signals. Do not start to cross the street until the Walk sign appears, but if you have already started to cross the street, get to the other side as quickly as possible.

Sharon's gatordate

Later gator, don't forget your refrigerator.

Sharon's ant farm

"Does my gaster look fat in this tartan?"

Sharon under pressure

Sharon will come up for air soon but it shall stink.
So she will drink tea.

Sharon finger

Clodagh's spew

Ruuuuuuuuuuun!

Sharon cooking with monkeys

Double bubble
Then boil
Then trouble (just a dash)

Sharon fell down

In wet cement....the beginning of an international campaign to scratch Sharon in cement everywhere.

Grindle AKA:

Plants Pansies at Midnight

Sharon's tee'd off

Sharon approaches the ball with a wiggle, a kick step,
and every intention of smacking the daylights out of it.

Sharon's daisy chain

The chilling affect of a chain of Sharon's covering the earth
is one solution to global warming.

Memoirs of a Sharon

To be considered a true Geisha one must stop a man in his tracks
with just a look. "Look at me, look at moiyeeee".

Sharon's no time

Sharon likes it best when time doesn't matter.
"Not that it ever does", remarks the know-it-all crow.

Grindle's philosophy

Sharon's nightmare

Sharon dreamt her mamoo went mad and unleashed a mighty reign of terror over the land.

Sharon rolls

Service with a smile and an ode to Sharon on a plate.
Thanks Ding Dong.

Sharon lost

Sharon searched night and day upon her horse to find her horse.
When she gets home she'll resume her search for her reading glasses.

Sharon's doormat

Sharon requests of her guests to step around her doormat
and then remove their shoes before wiping.

Sharon Scissorhands

What is a weed? A plant whose virtues have not yet been discovered.
Ralph Waldo Emerson