Sharon zapped

The popping and cracking sounds in her head made this
the best part of every flight.

Sharon's peristalsis

Sharon just threw up in her lap.
She won't say why or what she saw.

Sharon's stitch in time

Saving nine like nobody's business.

Tour de Sharon

Sharon's nemesis

The bigger they are,
the harder they fall.

Sharon feeling the beat of the tamborine

You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life
See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the Dancing Queen

Hit it!

Sharon's delight

Rarely reciprocated.

Sharon's food chain buffet

Sharon's new lip gloss attracted flies. ewww.
The flies attracted lizards and spiders. ugh.
The lizards and spiders attracted kittens. awwww.

Sharon monumental

Just above the shoulder boulder holder.

Sharon's string theory

Woo Hoo, Lotto numbers!!

Sharon's other dimensions

Sharon's pigskin

This is quite possibly the weirdest thing Sharon has ever done.
Except for the time her and Grindle...nevermind.

Sharon's torment

Sharon knows she must get off this treadmill.

Sharon of the tides

Today in California a sea lion charged at people on the beach, bit a
surfer, slapped sand on sunbathers, and shouted indiscernible
profanities before waddling back into the water to piss on everyone
and die.

Sharon sunning on the sand

Until she sunk.

Sharon's spin

In October 2000, the official ping pong ball size increased
by 2mm from 38mm to 40mm.
Sharon collects these smaller balls and is building a house with them.

Sharon's static

Cling free preferred.

Sharon's bridge

Over troubled waters.
But she knows it's just a green mat.

Sharon's rapture

Fire season and bridal season run concurrently.
Paradox or silly trick?

Sharon's dig

Nature is not your friend.
They both agree.

Spotbottom afterglow

Sharon's skirt