Sharon's fromage

Sharon's a real big cheese now folks.

Sharon and the antique emu bride

Now really, don't words just sometimes get in the way of wonder!



Fab refashioning by Kenny at Kenny's Korner

Sharon's boom

Locking with the kick.

Sharon absorbed

What are you said the round one to the square.
Who am I said the square one to the round.

Dishy Sharon

Splish Splash Sharon's takin' a bath
Long about a Saturday night.
A rub-a-dub, just relaxin' in the tub
Thinkin' everything is alright.

The Fourth of Sharon

Ooh, ahhh, WOW!

Spot Dog

Goin' to the fair.

Uncle Sharon

Sharon's collage

King Arthur: “Now stand aside, worthy adversary.”
Black Knight: “'Tis but a scratch.”
King Arthur: "A scratch? Your arm's off.”
Black Knight: “No it isn't.”
King Arthur: “What's that, then?”
Black Knight: “[pause] I've had worse.”
King Arthur: “You liar.”
Black Knight: “Come on ya pansy.”

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Sharon corkscrew

Obsolete artifact with advent of screw top.
Metaphor for modernity at every turn.

Sharon's Crocs

Sharon whistles as she stalks.

Sharon's guitar shop

Scrumptious strumtious bumptious pluck.

Sharon's meadow

Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
Sharon rested under the bodhi tree and looked back at her trail.

Sharon TV

Pledge week boasts sizzling performances by the all Sharon Clogging Troop and a never before seen special on Sharon's in Public Places. Brought to you by the Spotbottom endowment and your generous membership.

Sharon's friend

Chris Ritke, honorary spotbottom. 49Sparks.com

Sharon Flash II

When it snows, it Sharon's.
We hear cowbells from the Shire.

Map of Shazzy

No visa required and totally free range.

Cirque du Sharon

The world today doesn't make sense, so why should I paint pictures that do? ~ Pablo Picasso

Sharon's sing-a-long

On top of old Sharon
All covered in moss
She lost her dear beret
What a terrible loss

It rolled off a mountain
And down a big hill
She ran off to catch it
But took a hard spill.....

Sharon totemic

Sharon carved this herself so she'd have someone to watch over her.

Sharon caged

Sharon knows not why the caged bird sings.

Sharon fussbal

Spotbottom table soccer is fun but Sharon is also fashioning a table sweeping game featuring specialty brooms from around the world.

Sharon prunes

Blunt sheers and a relentless hacking motion give way to natures flourish.

Sharon 3-D

Sharon swatter

Swat not can your country do for you
but swat you can do for your country.

Sharon hulk

Eww.

Sharon's Spot Machine

Drop a spot in the slot and win a lot.

Sharon's invention

Masterful Sharon, just brilliant.

Sharon's squirrels

Hats and purses for everyone. Sharon's very own charitable goodness at work. These rodents have never been happier.

Sharon industrial minimalist

Sharon detector.

Sharon's noise

Let us be silent,
that we may hear the whispers of the gods. ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
Can you hear me now? ~ Sharon Spotbottom

Sharon from space

Who is this satellite voyeur?

Sharon's giggle

Sharon cumulus

On top of the world looking down on creation. Just looking.

Super Sharon VI

Robin: Gosh Batman, the nobility of the almost-human porpoise.
Batman: True, it was noble of that animal to hurl himself into the path of that final torpedo. He gave his life for ours.
And so the saga continues with our heros safe to flit and fly another day.

Sharon the birthday donkey

Kissing the birthday donkey brings good fortune and an occasional allergic reaction.
Only the best for Ding Dongs birthday.

Sharon is aliiiiive

Sharon's Easter

March of the Sharon's.

Sharon's Spring break

Short break to recoup Spring vigor. See you soon.

Little Sharon April fool

The little Spotbottom fools Sharon, Ted, and Grindle.

Sharon's amulet

This auspicious and highly prized jade charm is said to bring good luck wherever it goes.

Sharon Kapow

Sharon is cracking up.

Sharon's end

Sharon tart

Sharon tree very pretty and the sharon flower is sweet.
But the fruit of the poor Sharon is impossible to eat.
And how.

Sharon's burden

Rut roh, looks like Sharon needs to start skipping.

Sharon welcomes you

With her Spotbottom showgirl flair.

Sharon's garden

Sharon attracts birds to her garden with an extraordinary likeness she calls Sharon Krow.

Sharon divine

Askew in the meadow, divine by proportion.
Give us that Mona Lisa smile Shazza.

Sharon Celtic Woman

Shimmy with Sharon and the Shamrocks singin', "Love Leprechauns, don't eat them".

Sharon's cork hat

Fly wants his corks back.

Sharon's pincushion

Lofty Sharon

"May the devil chase you every day of your life and never catch you" ~ Irish Toast