Sharon powerless

Sharon pampas

Sharon and grassy puffs together at last.

Sharon hooked

Sharon's about to bite knowing it's a trick.

Sharon preserve

Naturally sweet full pulp jam. Never a jelly.

Sharon's bond

Piglet sidled up to Pooh from behind. "Pooh!" he whispered. "Yes, Piglet?" "Nothing," said Piglet, taking Pooh's paw. "I just wanted to be sure of you." ~ A.A. Milne

Sharon framed

Spotbottom family photos, featuring Sharon.

Sharon Brobdingnagian

Sharon liked it here.

Sharon's appetite

Ate a horse.

Sharon's flag

All animals on the Shire are now required by Spotbottom protocol to do a jaunty jig under the flag as they pass. If they do not, well dire doesn't rhyme with Shire for nothing. As a side note, tire, fire, and wire do rhyme with Shire for nothing.

Sharon's St. Valentines Day

14th century poet, Geoffrey Chaucer is credited with the reinvention of St Valentine into current romantic lore.
Sharon swoons as she reads the tales of Chaucer from her balcony,
"shewe forth thyn ers, and lat the frere se
Right so as bees out swarmen from an hyve,
Out of the develes ers ther gonne dryve"
Old Middle English looking a lot like modern American typo.

Sharon existential

Typically Sharon resorts to very clever blunders only.
This moment remains in defiance as Sharon ponders.

Super Sharon's ride

Oh yes, the Shaz-mobile.

Sharon's workout

She flings them.
And they go pretty far too.

Sharon's snooze

Some mornings feel like a ridiculous pile of heads trying to catch five more minutes of snoozing.

Sharon's value

Spot-signal

Calling all Sharon's, calling all Sharon's.

Sharon copies

Exact copies, right down to the two-dimensions.

Sharon's adhesive bandage

Decorative as well as scented. This one is gardenia.

Sharon's steam

Sometimes, in a summer morning, having taken my accustomed bath, I sat in my sunny doorway from sunrise till noon, rapt in reverie. ~ Henry David Thoreau

Sharon sometimes

Sharon bombastic

Sharon's lofty stylings and conflation have turned debate into more than just rhetoric.

Sharon sandwich

Stringy, salty, a bit tough, and i dare say tastes like rattlesnake.

Shazza's Australia Day

G'day, Sharon reckons there's a few Kangaroos loose in the top paddock. But fair dinkum she'll be apples. Avagoodweegend, hooroo.

Sharon's super pooch

May your cape also fly in the triumphant breeze of your own excellence.

Sharon pinball

Sharon likes to call it tabletop Bocce under glass.

Sharon's story of the milk

Sharon's contemplation

Vacation is a wonderful thing.

Sharon's knit show

Showcasing her fine skills both in knitting and purling as well as looming. All the resources used in this show were plucked from unsuspecting donors at bus stops.

Sharon in Southpark, USA

Try it yourself here

Sharon's wheelie dog

Poised for take off.

Sharon's plain

The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain.
Now, once again where does it rain? On the plain! On the plain!
And where's that soggy plain? - My Fair Lady
Sharon's a bit boggy today.

Sharon's font

Sharon's red eye

Uncomfortably fast but only slightly itchy.

The River Sharon

I believe that there is a subtle magnetism in Nature, which, if we unconsciously yield to it, will direct us aright~ Henry David Thoreau
Yeah, flow Sharon flow.

Sharon in-a-box

The fright inspiring toy from Spotbottom Toys and Devices Inc.
Has been known to kill small birds.

Sharon's alley apples

Sharon's mask

And remember, no matter where you go, there you are. ~Confucius

Sharon's lid flip

On the twelfth day of Xmas my true Sharon gave to me...

Sharon's pipeline

On the eleventh day of Xmas my true Sharon gave to me...

Sharon's frolic

On the tenth day of Xmas my true Sharon gave to me...

Sharon's Peanuts bop

On the ninth day of Xmas my true Sharon gave to me...

Sharon's Happy New Year

On the eighth day of Xmas my true Sharon gave to me...

Sharon's splish splash

On the seventh day of Xmas my true Sharon gave to me...

Sharon laid

On the sixth day of Xmas my true Sharon gave to me...

Sharon's swatches

On the fifth day of Xmas my true Sharon gave to me...

Sharon's ring

On the fourth day of Xmas my true Sharon gave to me...

Sharon's stack o'fowl

On the third day of Christmas my true Sharon gave to me...

Sharon's turtle doves

On the second day of Xmas my true Sharon gave to me...

Sharon's days of Xmas

On the first day of Xmas my true Sharon gave to me....

Sharon's twas

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St Nicholas soon would be there.