Sharon's grief

We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey.
~Kenji Miyazawa
If that's the case then Sharon's reeeally going places.

Sharon's heart

When you are sorrowful look again in your heart, and you shall see that in truth you are weeping for that which has been your delight. ~Kahlil Gibran

Sharon's clang

The true mystery of the world is the visible, not the invisible.
Oscar Wilde

Sharon's despair

Backstage to the play of life.

Sharon splits

Sharon's tip of the day

If you love something, set it free.

Sharon vapors

Some days Sharon is reduced to vapors...on a universal scale.

Sharon dismantled

Incredibly still standing

Sharon ponders

"Is today the day my head falls off, Sharon ponders
And if it hasnt fallen off already, does that mean it just won't?"

Sharon matches

Dare to reach out your hand into the darkness, to pull another hand into the light. ~Norman B. Rice

Super Sharon III

Bursts through window, saves choking cat.
Cat says, "was just eating quietly, not choking".

Sharon Greco

Marbles were made from some of histories finest arms and legs.

Sharon's wound

Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not. ~Dr. Seuss

Sharon is golden

Salvador Sharon

A surreal persistance of memory.

Sharon's World Cup

With the fanatic enthusiasm akin to any big event streaker Sharon makes her crowd pleasing dash across the world stage.

Sharon heiroglyphics

The sacred, poetic picture language of the ancient Spotbottoms.

Sharon's prana

Prana is Sanskrit for breath.
Oops, typo.... meant to write Piranna.
Quickleeee no time to breath, pick up your wedgie.

Sharon shadow puppet

The central theme of this epic shadow puppet play centers around the deadly conflict between Sharon and the imposter Sharon's who lay claim to the treasured Golden Beret. Whoever dons the Golden Beret rules the Shire. This age old dispute can only be resolved by a grand and theatrical puppet war. Enjoy.

The 4th of Sharon

Sharon lives by her own declaration of independence from the tyranny of untruth toward a more perfect union of tartan and beret.

Sharon's dishes

They appear to wash themselves. If only.

Sharon speeds

And is aerodynamic with a great smile.

Sharon's makeup

When Sharon's all made up she likes to smear her face across the back window of her brothers car and then run down the street asking strangers for spare change. Disturbing, but she banks everytime.

Sharon dispenser

Open wide and say, "SHAZ"

Sharon's catch and release

Sharon sees herself as more of a plucker than a hunter.
Here she humanely acquires bear fur to cover her wedgies.
Her actions often draw protest.

The Spotbottom family

Sharon's Dadoo:
Baron Von Spotbottom is a lovely man who enjoys his pets and tinkering around the house.

Sharon's Mamoo:
Clodagh Spotbottom is prone to chasing Sharon with a broom. Sharon has her fathers nose.

Sharon's sister:
Grindle once led a bus load of Girl Scouts over a cliff and then went home to eat all their cookies with Sharon.

Sharon's brother:
Ted Spotbottom hums and smiles when he reads.

Red Sharon

Spotbottom hounds

The Spotbottom floofin-hounds bred only on the shire.

Sharon in a window

Sharon has been still for days. She occasionally inspires a second glance from a passerby but that's only when she has an itch.

Sharon Air

Welcome to the Sharony skies where Sharon graces the air with her tartan undercarriage and beret-inforced vertical stabilizer. Looks good from above or below.

Sharon clown

Sharon is a major sub-type of the oldest and most well-known of clowns, the Whiteface. She wears make up not to hide her features, but rather to reveal them. The impact is both magical and jarring.

Sharon out

Plastered, smashed, bombed, sloshed, sauced, blitzed, pissed, tanked, loaded, trashed, hammered, pie-eyed, blotto, ripped, stewed, pickled, snozzled, three sheets to the wind.

Sharon's flat screen

Sharon's built for the flat screen where it doesn't matter if
the camera adds ten pounds.

Sharon annoying

Grindle's in her room and she won't come out.
Flick, ping, ow...SHARON, quit it!

Sharon's airbag

It poofs out to cushion Sharon when she's asleep at the wheel.

Sharon slinky

Slinky:(adj) Graceful, sinuous, and sleek.
Slink: (n) An animal, especially a calf, born prematurely.
Slunk: (v) To move in a quiet furtive manner; sneak.
Sounds like Sharon.

Enchanted Sharon

Oh the languid vapors of beauty and abundance in summer.

Spotbottom holdings

Hotels, Towers, and Tenements.

Sharon's tightrope

They fell 200ft to the net below. Sharon regrets not eating the extra peanuts on the way down. They lodged in her tartan upon impact.

Sharon's rickets

Oh yeah, that's right it's 6/6/06 and Sharon woke up with the rickets.
Sign of the beast or cry for a tall glass of milk in the sunshine?
Get thee to some phosphates.

Sharon's Mandala

Impermanence never looked so good.

Sharon's molars

Ewww.

Sharon's poo

When neck deep in other people's poop Sharon never forgets to plant
flowers and breath in the fragrant scent of hope.

The abominable Sharon

Sharon Upper West

Which way is West again?

Sharon's hive

Beware The Shive.

Sharon's Shop

Click here: SHOP SHARON

Sharon's teapot

Ahhhh, tea.
Sharon recently completed a health experiment drinking so much tea her flavonoids went through the roof.
Consequently, she has eliminated all free radicals and worries her progressive edge has washed away too.

Sharon Street

Tip: Understand and obey crossing signals. Do not start to cross the street until the Walk sign appears, but if you have already started to cross the street, get to the other side as quickly as possible.

Sharon's gatordate

Later gator, don't forget your refrigerator.