Sharon is all things to all things and nothing if she is anything.
Wednesday, June 28, 2006
Sharon's makeup
When Sharon's all made up she likes to smear her face across the back window of her brothers car and then run down the street asking strangers for spare change. Disturbing, but she banks everytime.
Sharon will soon release her Shazza-m!® line of personal cosmetics. Her kit will include: big lip felt tip, butane eyebrow torch, industrial-grade sandpapers, paint primer, makeup roller, quick-fix plaster, a mini-trowel, handy 'last resort' brown paper bag concealers
with all the clown makeup and theatrics as of late, perhaps Sharon should consider the circus arts as a career....
ReplyDeleteding dong would pay a bundle for a night with sharon!
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