Sharon goes East

Sharon will be off the air for a few weeks while she travels East to drink tea and spread her brotherly Sharony love.

Sharony ankle tattoo club

You have to have swept one thousand porches, slept forty two nights on top of a train, and shaved a wild fairie bald to earn one of these little beauties.

Sharon's head shot

Rosalind Russell said: “Acting is standing up naked
and turning around very slowly”.
Sharon said: "I can do that".


Special thanks to Spotbottom Studios for their professional retouching.

Sharon's right of way

"But is it the right way?" asks little Sharon
"There is only the way" blinks the light

Sharon's Aloha St Pat's Day

Later Sharon will be doing the flaming pig jig
accompanied by the Donal Ho fiddlers.
Click here to dance with a pig

Sharon Spotbottomus

Flutteruth

Sharon's Uncle Koala

Koalas only eat leaves Sharon!

Sharon's bookplate

Sharon feels this will legitimize her claim of being well read
when really she just reads well.

Sharon's tether

The object is to hit the ball in such a way that one's opponent will be unable to alter the ball's direction; this gives the server an advantage since the server has more control over the ball from the beginning.
Grindle makes sure of this.

S.S. Spotbottom

Sharon's father, the very Baron Von Spotbottom is nano whaling.
Sharon's having a whale of a time.

Sharon sponge

The Sharon sponge is regularly bleached, microwaved, dried out,
and replaced. Because otherwise she's just plain gross.

Sharon specimen

The closely guarded, wildly regarded Holy Grail
of the Sharony phenotype.

Sharon Constellation

Constellations are made up myths in the sky.
Aint it just like Sharon to be made up like a star.

Spotbottom Tea

Sharon disco ball

Sharon's lullaby

Rock-a-bye Sharon, on the bed top
When the wind blows, your dribble will plop
When the bough breaks, the dribble will fall
And down will splash kitty, slobber and all

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