Tuesday, January 31, 2006
Sunday, January 29, 2006
Gung Hei Sharon
Since this is the Year of Dog, anyone born in the Year of Dog
is now either 0 or 12, 24, 36, 48, 60, 72, 84 or 96 years old.
That's 10, 61, 109, 157, 205, 253, 301, 349, or 397 in dog years.
Try yours here
is now either 0 or 12, 24, 36, 48, 60, 72, 84 or 96 years old.
That's 10, 61, 109, 157, 205, 253, 301, 349, or 397 in dog years.
Try yours here
Friday, January 27, 2006
Sharon's serpent menace
As Spotbottom lore goes, their slightly tart and bitter pungency inspired a life saving retch from the snake...who was never quite the same again.
Thursday, January 26, 2006
Sharon Rock-Paper-Scissors
According to the World RPS official rules of play
scissors wins against paper but this still would never happen.
scissors wins against paper but this still would never happen.
Wednesday, January 25, 2006
Sharon nicoise
The greatest delight the fields and woods minister is the suggestion of an occult relation between man and the vegetable. I am not alone and unacknowledged. They nod to me and I to them.
~Ralph Waldo Emerson
~Ralph Waldo Emerson
Tuesday, January 24, 2006
Monday, January 23, 2006
Sharon pinata
Another Spotbottom family tradition.
Grindle earned the position of first at bat
through the time-honored means of lying, cheating, and conspiring.
Bash or be bashed as they say.
Grindle earned the position of first at bat
through the time-honored means of lying, cheating, and conspiring.
Bash or be bashed as they say.
Friday, January 20, 2006
Thursday, January 19, 2006
Wednesday, January 18, 2006
Sharon's weather
Spotbottom News : Sharon reporting from storm watch central.
High wind advisory with showers and some flooding
so wear a hat and bring in the washing.
High wind advisory with showers and some flooding
so wear a hat and bring in the washing.
Tuesday, January 17, 2006
Sharon's pores
Pore (noun) : A minute opening in the surface of the skin
through which gases, liquids, or microscopic particles can pass.
In other words, a sieve of Sharony foulness.
through which gases, liquids, or microscopic particles can pass.
In other words, a sieve of Sharony foulness.
Monday, January 16, 2006
Chicken feed Sharon
Sharon's genes combined with the Autumnal corn crop have had
far reaching and irreversible ecological disturbances.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
far reaching and irreversible ecological disturbances.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Sunday, January 15, 2006
Friday, January 13, 2006
Thursday, January 12, 2006
Wednesday, January 11, 2006
Tuesday, January 10, 2006
Monday, January 09, 2006
Friday, January 06, 2006
Sharon with clouds
Sharon has looked at clouds from both sides now.
Her conclusion: their fluffy underbelly is curiously moister
than their crusty top and sides.
Her conclusion: their fluffy underbelly is curiously moister
than their crusty top and sides.
