Thursday, March 23, 2006

Sharon goes East

Sharon will be off the air for a few weeks while she travels East to drink tea and spread her brotherly Sharony love.


Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Sharony ankle tattoo club

You have to have swept one thousand porches, slept forty two nights on top of a train, and shaved a wild fairie bald to earn one of these little beauties.


Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Sharon's head shot

Rosalind Russell said: “Acting is standing up naked
and turning around very slowly”.
Sharon said: "I can do that".

Special thanks to Spotbottom Studios for their professional retouching.

Monday, March 20, 2006

Sharon's right of way

"But is it the right way?" asks little Sharon
"There is only the way" blinks the light


Friday, March 17, 2006

Sharon's Aloha St Pat's Day

Later Sharon will be doing the flaming pig jig
accompanied by the Donal Ho fiddlers.
Click here to dance with a pig


Thursday, March 16, 2006

Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Sharon's Uncle Koala

Koalas only eat leaves Sharon!


Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Sharon's bookplate

Sharon feels this will legitimize her claim of being well read
when really she just reads well.


Monday, March 13, 2006

Sharon's tether

The object is to hit the ball in such a way that one's opponent will be unable to alter the ball's direction; this gives the server an advantage since the server has more control over the ball from the beginning.
Grindle makes sure of this.


Friday, March 10, 2006

S.S. Spotbottom

Sharon's father, the very Baron Von Spotbottom is nano whaling.
Sharon's having a whale of a time.


Thursday, March 09, 2006

Sharon sponge

The Sharon sponge is regularly bleached, microwaved, dried out,
and replaced. Because otherwise she's just plain gross.


Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Sharon specimen

The closely guarded, wildly regarded Holy Grail
of the Sharony phenotype.


Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Sharon Constellation

Constellations are made up myths in the sky.
Aint it just like Sharon to be made up like a star.


Monday, March 06, 2006

Thursday, March 02, 2006

Sharon's lullaby

Rock-a-bye Sharon, on the bed top
When the wind blows, your dribble will plop
When the bough breaks, the dribble will fall
And down will splash kitty, slobber and all


Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Spotbottom almanac

Page after page filled with adventure and wonder.