Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Sharon's fridge art

Life imitates art when fridge doors are concerned.


Sunday, January 29, 2006

Gung Hei Sharon

Since this is the Year of Dog, anyone born in the Year of Dog
is now either 0 or 12, 24, 36, 48, 60, 72, 84 or 96 years old.
That's 10, 61, 109, 157, 205, 253, 301, 349, or 397 in dog years.
Try yours here


Friday, January 27, 2006

Sharon's serpent menace

As Spotbottom lore goes, their slightly tart and bitter pungency inspired a life saving retch from the snake...who was never quite the same again.


Thursday, January 26, 2006

Sharon Rock-Paper-Scissors

According to the World RPS official rules of play
scissors wins against paper but this still would never happen.


Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Sharon nicoise

The greatest delight the fields and woods minister is the suggestion of an occult relation between man and the vegetable. I am not alone and unacknowledged. They nod to me and I to them.
~Ralph Waldo Emerson


Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Sharon's pedicure

Itching and flaking cure preferred.


Monday, January 23, 2006

Sharon pinata

Another Spotbottom family tradition.
Grindle earned the position of first at bat
through the time-honored means of lying, cheating, and conspiring.
Bash or be bashed as they say.


Friday, January 20, 2006

Thursday, January 19, 2006

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Sharon's weather

Spotbottom News : Sharon reporting from storm watch central.
High wind advisory with showers and some flooding
so wear a hat and bring in the washing.


Tuesday, January 17, 2006

Sharon's pores

Pore (noun) : A minute opening in the surface of the skin
through which gases, liquids, or microscopic particles can pass.
In other words, a sieve of Sharony foulness.

sharon's pores

Monday, January 16, 2006

Chicken feed Sharon

Sharon's genes combined with the Autumnal corn crop have had
far reaching and irreversible ecological disturbances.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.


Sunday, January 15, 2006

Sharon schooled

Grand Master Sweeps showing Sharon how it should be done.


Thursday, January 12, 2006

Sharon specs

Grindle likes to wear her Sharon specs and see the world as Sharon does.


Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Sharon's bright idea

Sharon hasn't had a real idea in a thousand years.


Monday, January 09, 2006

Snow shoe Sharon

Sharon taking her victory lap as the newly crowned
'Miss Snow Shoe 2006'.


Friday, January 06, 2006

Sharon with clouds

Sharon has looked at clouds from both sides now.
Her conclusion: their fluffy underbelly is curiously moister
than their crusty top and sides.


Thursday, January 05, 2006

Sharon nesting

Sharon is giving the partridge a fun little scare in the pear tree.


Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Sharon's expressions

Boundlessly emotive
Furtively evocotive


Tuesday, January 03, 2006

Sunday, January 01, 2006

Spotbottom New Year

2006, the year of the Sharon.